Fashion Statement

The things you were deprived of are the things you later tend to have some fetish over.

Elementary graduation:
light blue coloots shorts topped with white t-shirt with mickey mouse cartoon character

Oratorial Contest:
Something borrowed- my aunt's dress in the '80s, with big shoulder pads. (And I was like 85lbs! And it was a Regional Contest, mind you.)

JS Prom:
Hand me down from my aunt- striped tailored blazer with matching skirt. (duh! I'm not even going to a corporate office yet, I'm going to my JS prom!)

Highschool graduation:
Same old clothes - I'm too engrossed with my so-called future (or lack of it being clueless and all), meaning college to even remember the details. Or was it my school uniform? Hmm.. now I wonder..

College graduation:
The same dress my sister wore on her graduation just two weeks before mine. (and she's 10lbs heavier than me. And i got photos to prove it, a complete deja vu minus the medal. My sisters and cousins laugh about it a lot.)

These were just a few significant moments that I want to be presentable at least but as they say you got to do what you got to do so I did and just make do with what I have. I have this mantra after college "When I get a job, I'll buy lots of clothes". Job came and money went with it but there's a lot more important matters than clothes. I'd rather invest in more important things...umm like what? shoes?

So this morning, a friday, a no-uniform day. (Glad.) I decided to make an audit.

I have audited the following cabinets of PET as of April 18, 2008 and the related statements of events, schedule of activities, plans, getaways; changes in equity, changes in (love, life, career) status and cash flows for the year then ended. The statements are the responsibility of ME. My responsibility is to express an opinion on these statement based on my audit.

I conducted my audit...xxxxx xxxx xxx xx x

I have my share of assets and liabilities and I can say that I have a balanced fashion statement.

Notes and Disclosure:

The audit is conducted with professional skepticism, objectivity, integrity, due care and independence.

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The things you were deprived of are the things you later tend to have some fetish over?